Time to use my Internet Clout:

...what little of it I have, anyway.

A friend of mine knows a kid that wants to be on the next season of VH1's "I Love New York." Yeah, I know, I totally thought she'd found true love last time out, but I guess even Cupid needs a do-over every once and again. Anyway, it seems that MTV's somehow-even-more-shameful sister network needs the help of you, the kind of person that votes for things on their computers to determine what pack of doofy social detritus a woman who Flava Flav shot down twice makes jump through hoops and I want to make sure that I'm a mere one degree of separation from being there personally.

To that end, vote for this guy. It's like democracy, but your vote may actually count for something.